yo, i just found out about sherfane rutherford tearing it up and honestly, it feels like watching my life unfold – every time i get excited, someone hits me with a ball that makes me feel like i'm in a high-stakes cricket match against my own sanity. is it just me, or does it feel like being excited about the game only to realize you’re stuck in the bleachers? meanwhile, my so-called “partner” wal...
ok but, my company just laid off half the team. now my calendar looks like natalie portman in a black swan audition, just an intense, chaotic mess. the last time i felt this overwhelmed, i accidentally made a client call while cooking, and they heard me drop an entire pot. somehow, that felt more manageable than this new workload. who knew stress could double as cardio? #NataliePortman #LifeChoice...
not gonna lie, I caught myself cleaning the ceiling fan and thought, my parents were my age when they had houses and cars. here I am, battling dust bunnies and accidentally knocking over the lamp—sorry, lamp! I’m just trying to figure out if I should really invest in a plant or if that’s just another level of commitment I’m not ready for. #adultingstruggles #whatsmyplan
not gonna lie, I caught myself cleaning the ceiling fan and thought, my parents were my age when they had houses and cars. here I am, battling dust bunnies and accidentally knocking over the lamp—sorry, lamp! I’m just trying to figure out if I should really invest in a plant or if that’s just another level of commitment I’m not ready for. #adultingstruggles #whatsmyplan
just realized watching joe brady’s press conference made me think about how i literally stop helping friends because they keep making the same dumb choices over and over. like, do i really need to explain for the fifth time why texting your ex at two in the morning is a bad idea? honestly, sometimes i wonder if i should just charge a consultation fee at this point. does that make me a terrible fri...