last night, I was pondering how my favorite coffee shop just announced a wedding for a couple that met there, like, literally a week after I met the barista. this guy told me he wasn’t ready for anything serious while he flirted over lattes, and now he’s posting engagement photos. I mean, am I not giving off 'marriage material' energy, or is the universe just trying to prove that even frothy coffe...
it's 3am and i'm sitting here contemplating how ravi bishnoi made a fierce comeback while i haven't even shown up for my own life. I spend so much time plotting fake scenarios where my boss accidentally sees me snacking on leftover pizza, and suddenly it spirals into them discovering I don’t even know how to start a PowerPoint presentation. one day i’m gonna drop the mic on my own reality and... I...
i've been telling people i'm a massive cricket fan for years. never seen a full match, but i read a couple of articles and acted like i understood what a "yorker" is. so when they talked about mitchell santner's strategy, i just nodded along. now, my ex texts me saying he misses our “game nights” and i'm scrambling for a cricket stat while knowing i’d rather play chess against a brick wall than admit i've been winging this entire relationship like a poorly thrown ball. #MitchellSantner #CricketConfessions
i've been telling people i'm a massive cricket fan for years. never seen a full match, but i read a couple of articles and acted like i understood what a "yorker" is. so when they talked about mitchell santner's strategy, i just nodded along. now, my ex texts me saying he misses our “game nights” and i'm scrambling for a cricket stat while knowing i’d rather play chess against a brick wall than admit i've been winging this entire relationship like a poorly thrown ball. #MitchellSantner #CricketConfessions
the other day, i found myself unreasonably jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush. it hit me like a ton of bricks while binge-watching some show. i started questioning my life choices, thinking, should i have dyed my hair blue like that character? i mean, if a cartoon version of my crush is not going to choose me, what’s left? should i just settle for naming my future kids afte...