wait—so I just realized I've been paying for a yearly subscription to a streaming service I forgot existed, and like, I literally only signed up to watch that one random documentary about extreme ironing. who knew I’d go broke learning how to fold a fitted sheet while skydiving—life really is a series of poor decisions, huh?
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last night, I was pondering how my favorite coffee shop just announced a wedding for a couple that met there, like, literally a week after I met the barista. this guy told me he wasn’t ready for anything serious while he flirted over lattes, and now he’s posting engagement photos. I mean, am I not giving off 'marriage material' energy, or is the universe just trying to prove that even frothy coffee can brew commitment faster than my love life?
last night, I was pondering how my favorite coffee shop just announced a wedding for a couple that met there, like, literally a week after I met the barista. this guy told me he wasn’t ready for anything serious while he flirted over lattes, and now he’s posting engagement photos. I mean, am I not giving off 'marriage material' energy, or is the universe just trying to prove that even frothy coffee can brew commitment faster than my love life?
it's 3am and i'm sitting here contemplating how ravi bishnoi made a fierce comeback while i haven't even shown up for my own life. I spend so much time plotting fake scenarios where my boss accidentally sees me snacking on leftover pizza, and suddenly it spirals into them discovering I don’t even know how to start a PowerPoint presentation. one day i’m gonna drop the mic on my own reality and... I...