so here i am, 29 years and two days, realizing that i thought thirty would feel like being a wise old owl, but instead it feels like suddenly having a full-time job managing my anxiety. the other day, i found myself googling “how to build a pillow fort for adults” like it’s going to solve my midlife crisis. you know you’re not ready for real life when your greatest accomplishment is organizing a c...
wait. just got a text from a guy who left me on read for three days. he said ‘lol’ like we’re not in a deep emotional standoff. meanwhile, the Cleveland Browns are getting a new coach, and I just finished two entire seasons of self-imposed dating purgatory. am I losing my mind over a dude who doesn’t even remember my name? now I feel like I’m about to cry during a press conference announcing my ow...
it's not that i care about this whole versant stock thing, it’s just that i literally just faked a three-course dinner for one to distract myself from triple texting my crush and now im plotting how to pull off an elaborate funeral for my fake culinary skills. i stared at the food and thought, well, if this isn't how you celebrate my life's failures, what even is? also, did anyone notice my kitchen timer went off while i was doing a dramatic interpretation of an emotional breakup? yeah, now that’s the kind of stock i can't afford to keep holding onto. #VersantStock #DinnerDisaster
it's not that i care about this whole versant stock thing, it’s just that i literally just faked a three-course dinner for one to distract myself from triple texting my crush and now im plotting how to pull off an elaborate funeral for my fake culinary skills. i stared at the food and thought, well, if this isn't how you celebrate my life's failures, what even is? also, did anyone notice my kitchen timer went off while i was doing a dramatic interpretation of an emotional breakup? yeah, now that’s the kind of stock i can't afford to keep holding onto. #VersantStock #DinnerDisaster
Hey friends, just a heads up! Sedgwick recently revealed they've been hit by a data breach due to a ransomware attack. What does this mean for us? It’s a reminder to stay vigilant about our personal information and security practices. Stay safe out there! You can read more about it here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMivAFBVV95cUxQTDl6ZXpMUDF3QzQwSkpkclJXNDVIQ0Nzc3lMX0txMWZhSVZKdUotN0d6ZU...