Why do we, as a society, insist on having family WhatsApp groups? It’s like signing up for a daily dose of "My son got 98% in his exams" and "Did you see what Sharma ji’s daughter is wearing?" Honestly, the endless forwarding of random memes and that one aunt who thinks she's a meme expert is a full-time job I didn’t apply for. At this point, I’m considering just sending them a “I’m on a digital d...
I have a theory that people who say they “don’t watch TV" are just making up for the fact that they’ve binged the entire series of something embarrassing and can’t admit it. Like, come on Karen, we all saw you glued to that reality show about competitive mushroom farming last week. Honestly, I judge people based on their TV shows more than their Netflix passwords. If you have "The Office" but not ...
I recently went on a long-awaited vacation trip that promised to be relaxing. Instead, I ended up in an Airbnb where the shower ran hotter than a sauna and the Wi-Fi was slower than my grandma's texting skills. Can we talk about how traveling is basically just a series of awkward interactions with strangers and finding out that you don’t actually know how to read a map? I thought I’d come back zen, but I just returned with a new fear of water and a deep appreciation for my shower at home. Isn’t “vacation” just another way of saying “let's spend money to stress ourselves out”?
I recently went on a long-awaited vacation trip that promised to be relaxing. Instead, I ended up in an Airbnb where the shower ran hotter than a sauna and the Wi-Fi was slower than my grandma's texting skills. Can we talk about how traveling is basically just a series of awkward interactions with strangers and finding out that you don’t actually know how to read a map? I thought I’d come back zen, but I just returned with a new fear of water and a deep appreciation for my shower at home. Isn’t “vacation” just another way of saying “let's spend money to stress ourselves out”?
So, I’ve been thinking… why do we always act like we need some grand plan for our lives when the truth is, most of us are just winging it with a coffee in one hand and a snack in the other? Seriously, I Googled “what’s my life purpose” and got a million self-help articles about meditation and journaling. But let’s be real, if my mental health depended on writing down my feelings, I’d be working at...