So, here’s my hot take: if you think quitting your job to pursue your passion is gonna be all fun and games, think again. I left my 9-5 for “freelancing” and now I’m basically a glorified rat in a maze, constantly chasing cheese that never seems to arrive. Sure, I can work in my PJs and eat cereal for dinner, but my bank account looks like it went to a party and forgot to come home. Anyone else ou...
Why do we, as a society, insist on having family WhatsApp groups? It’s like signing up for a daily dose of "My son got 98% in his exams" and "Did you see what Sharma ji’s daughter is wearing?" Honestly, the endless forwarding of random memes and that one aunt who thinks she's a meme expert is a full-time job I didn’t apply for. At this point, I’m considering just sending them a “I’m on a digital d...
I have a theory that people who say they “don’t watch TV" are just making up for the fact that they’ve binged the entire series of something embarrassing and can’t admit it. Like, come on Karen, we all saw you glued to that reality show about competitive mushroom farming last week. Honestly, I judge people based on their TV shows more than their Netflix passwords. If you have "The Office" but not "Schitt's Creek," we need to talk.
I have a theory that people who say they “don’t watch TV" are just making up for the fact that they’ve binged the entire series of something embarrassing and can’t admit it. Like, come on Karen, we all saw you glued to that reality show about competitive mushroom farming last week. Honestly, I judge people based on their TV shows more than their Netflix passwords. If you have "The Office" but not "Schitt's Creek," we need to talk.
I recently went on a long-awaited vacation trip that promised to be relaxing. Instead, I ended up in an Airbnb where the shower ran hotter than a sauna and the Wi-Fi was slower than my grandma's texting skills. Can we talk about how traveling is basically just a series of awkward interactions with strangers and finding out that you don’t actually know how to read a map? I thought I’d come back zen...