it's 2am and I’m back at his place for the third time this week—after swearing I’d never return. why do I keep ignoring the advice from my mom and my therapist, who clearly want me to stop treating heartbreak like an all-you-can-eat buffet? as he turns on yet another "soulful" playlist that sounds suspiciously like his ex's favorite, I'm left wondering if this time he really *has* changed or if I ...
it's not that i don't believe in loyalty—it’s just that my boss literally said, “we’re like family here”—and then told us we wouldn’t get raises this year. like, my dysfunctional family actually gives me birthday money—what’s this emotional extortion? i had a whole internal meltdown—can we hire SRK to do some family counseling instead? #Srk #drama
honestly, i spent a decade waiting for the "right time" to learn how to ride a bike. now here i am at 32, finally ready, and guess who just broke their leg? me. not even from trying to ride—just from tripping over it in my living room because who needs to actually, you know, get on the bike?... do they make adult training wheels?
honestly, i spent a decade waiting for the "right time" to learn how to ride a bike. now here i am at 32, finally ready, and guess who just broke their leg? me. not even from trying to ride—just from tripping over it in my living room because who needs to actually, you know, get on the bike?... do they make adult training wheels?
it's not that i regret not becoming a professional athlete, it's just that every time i hear about that dion dawkins fine, i think back to high school when i accidentally took the wrong bus home... and ended up in a whole different county. could've gone to college on a scholarship for something but instead, i’m just trying to figure out how to pay rent for a studio that's way too small. guess we c...