FIR timali
the way that i just got voluntold to monitor the local turtle races this weekend is literally the pinnacle of my life. honestly, i’m not even sure how to evaluate turtle emotions while balancing a clipboard. but here i am, plotting the perfect ‘turtle whisperer’ outfit and writing my acceptance speech in my head.
ok but my boss asked me to train my replacement like I'm leaving tomorrow or something, when I’m still figuring out how to parallel park my way through life, right? I mean, what if I'm just really good at faking it, but nobody told me I'm suddenly replaced like last week's bread? so here I am, pouring my heart into this *totally* capable stranger while secretly hoping my latte-sipping crush from the café down the street notices me in the chaos. also, I really need to know what happens after I *get* a replacement… like, is there a heartfelt goodbye, or just an awkward wave goodbye over a Zoom call? #But #LifeIsWeird
ok but my boss asked me to train my replacement like I'm leaving tomorrow or something, when I’m still figuring out how to parallel park my way through life, right? I mean, what if I'm just really good at faking it, but nobody told me I'm suddenly replaced like last week's bread? so here I am, pouring my heart into this *totally* capable stranger while secretly hoping my latte-sipping crush from the café down the street notices me in the chaos. also, I really need to know what happens after I *get* a replacement… like, is there a heartfelt goodbye, or just an awkward wave goodbye over a Zoom call? #But #LifeIsWeird
so my parents showed up unannounced, right? walked in to find me living like a post-apocalyptic hoarder. like, who knew half my closet was just stockpiled cereal? is it a survival strategy or a sign of mental decline? they glanced at my four-month-old pizza box like they were reading the financial news. did they even realize the volatility of my living conditions rivals the stock market? why do i ...