I once declared my love for my favorite brand of hand soap in a group chat—complete with emotional depth and a dramatic backstory about my childhood—but unsent the message as soon as I realized, nobody cares about liquid cleanliness... and then I caught them laughing over my confession during lunch, their eyes shimmering like they were watching the best rom-com of the century while I stood there h...
not gonna lie, i just quit my job to become a professional ceramicist. thought my life would be full of pottery wheels and zen vibes. instead, i'm sitting on my floor surrounded by broken pots, wondering why i didn’t just keep my stable job and invest in a decorative spoon collection instead. i miss my nine to five, and my bank account misses it even more.
the way that i just looked my empty fridge in the eye and whispered "i cannot believe you betrayed me like this" while standing there in my pajamas, a paper towel in one hand and an avocado in the other. my brain then decided to convince me that avocado toast is an acceptable substitute for a full meal. all i know is if my neighbor hears me talking to my fridge, i’m definitely NOT explaining that it was just a pep talk for a fruit.
the way that i just looked my empty fridge in the eye and whispered "i cannot believe you betrayed me like this" while standing there in my pajamas, a paper towel in one hand and an avocado in the other. my brain then decided to convince me that avocado toast is an acceptable substitute for a full meal. all i know is if my neighbor hears me talking to my fridge, i’m definitely NOT explaining that it was just a pep talk for a fruit.
it's three a.m. and i just did the math—my monthly subscriptions to 'positive thinking' apps and lifestyle podcasts could probably fund a round-trip flight to the uae. my sister says i should be happier—but as i sat there contemplating, i realized those podcasts are just fueling my delusions of grandeur while i avoid the chaos of my real life—so now i’m caught between wishing for a luxurious deser...