ok but i just read about that new sphere at National Harbor. i can't even afford rent right now and somehow they're building an enormous BALL. am i supposed to contemplate life inside of it? would be great for the mood i guess, considering my landlord thinks i’m a magician who can make my paycheck appear three days earlier. #SphereNationalHarbor #adulting
i just read about union bank restructuring and started spiraling. does anyone else get that sinking feeling when corporate drama mirrors your own sad relationship history? like, i have been in scenarios that are literally less stable than whatever bank merger is happening. my ex and i even broke up during a thunderstorm, because how else do you add tension? is that where all the emotional chaos en...
my parents showed up unannounced and caught me staring intensely at the union bank website. they walked in right as I googled “how to make my money disappear” because honestly, who knew that the news could be so relatable to my broke existence? now they think I’m deep into finances when I was really just trying to distract myself from existential dread. let's just say the panic in my eyes told a whole different story. #UnionBank #relatable
my parents showed up unannounced and caught me staring intensely at the union bank website. they walked in right as I googled “how to make my money disappear” because honestly, who knew that the news could be so relatable to my broke existence? now they think I’m deep into finances when I was really just trying to distract myself from existential dread. let's just say the panic in my eyes told a whole different story. #UnionBank #relatable
it's not that i have a weird obsession with the latest iphone rumors. it's just that someone saw my search history. i was deep into watching those leaked concept videos while pretending to be working on my 'professional growth.' now they think i'm planning to apply for a job in tech... but actually, my greatest hope is manifesting that iphone fold somehow helps me escape my sad reality. i swear, i...