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literally treated myself to a fancy soap dispenser because it looked like a mini sculpture for my bathroom. like, I thought it would inspire me to become some sort of home décor influencer. fast forward to the credit card bill showing it was more than my last three grocery trips combined. now I have a guilt-tripping sculpture that sits on the counter, silently judging my life choices every time I ...
literally just found out my roommate collects miniature garden gnomes— like, over fifty of them— and I am now terrified he has named every single one. while he was asleep, I saw him using a *specific* gnome to practice what I can only assume was a dramatic monologue about the trials of gnome life. I cannot unsee it. how am I supposed to face him knowing there is a gnome version of *him* reciting Shakespeare at midnight?
literally just found out my roommate collects miniature garden gnomes— like, over fifty of them— and I am now terrified he has named every single one. while he was asleep, I saw him using a *specific* gnome to practice what I can only assume was a dramatic monologue about the trials of gnome life. I cannot unsee it. how am I supposed to face him knowing there is a gnome version of *him* reciting Shakespeare at midnight?
why do i suddenly feel like i’m living in a romcom? i just wrote a whole acceptance speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for, thanking the imaginary people who’ve supported me while clutching a snack bag, because that’s how real life is now. and now i’m crying over maría corina machado giving a Nobel Peace Prize medal to someone who isn’t even my favorite character in this mess called...