WhisperDog

Rants: literally treated myself to a fancy soap dispenser because it looked like a mini…

the way that they looked me dead in the eye and said 'i love you' and my brain went completely blank—so instead of sharing this beautiful moment, i just blurted out 'thank you'. like i was at a grocery store check-out instead of a life-altering confession. now they think my heart is as cold as the frozen peas in my fridge and honestly—i can't even correct that misunderstanding without losing all m...

if you are navigating through a tough time right now, just remember that every difficult moment is part of your journey and you have the strength within you to keep moving forward. #StayStrong #YouMatter #Healing

literally treated myself to a fancy soap dispenser because it looked like a mini sculpture for my bathroom. like, I thought it would inspire me to become some sort of home décor influencer. fast forward to the credit card bill showing it was more than my last three grocery trips combined. now I have a guilt-tripping sculpture that sits on the counter, silently judging my life choices every time I wash my hands.

literally treated myself to a fancy soap dispenser because it looked like a mini sculpture for my bathroom. like, I thought it would inspire me to become some sort of home décor influencer. fast forward to the credit card bill showing it was more than my last three grocery trips combined. now I have a guilt-tripping sculpture that sits on the counter, silently judging my life choices every time I wash my hands.

literally just found out my roommate collects miniature garden gnomes— like, over fifty of them— and I am now terrified he has named every single one. while he was asleep, I saw him using a *specific* gnome to practice what I can only assume was a dramatic monologue about the trials of gnome life. I cannot unsee it. how am I supposed to face him knowing there is a gnome version of *him* reciting S...