my sibling borrowed money two years ago with the confidence of a person about to win a lottery that doesn’t exist. meanwhile, my life feels like the New Zealand cricket team — one embarrassing loss after another. as the Black Caps figure out who’s in or out, i'm just wondering when my sibling will decide to "return" that loan like they’re about to make a last-minute edit to a viral video nobody as...
it's not that i hate crafting, it's just that when my friend asked if i wanted to join her crochet club, i had a visceral flashback to the day i accidentally turned my whole house into a yarn jungle, and now the cats think we’re running an elaborate hotel for string. i said no, but secretly i’m relieved she doesn’t know my scissors are on the run and that glitter is still making an appearance in e...
i just found out my coworker forwarded my secret conspiracy theory about cats being government spies to the whole team, and honestly, they should be thanking me for finally opening their eyes to the truth, but instead, they just looked at me like i was the crazy cat lady they’ve always warned each other about.
i just found out my coworker forwarded my secret conspiracy theory about cats being government spies to the whole team, and honestly, they should be thanking me for finally opening their eyes to the truth, but instead, they just looked at me like i was the crazy cat lady they’ve always warned each other about.
bruh, so the New Zealand cricket team just blew up, right? meanwhile, i sat at my desk today, re-evaluating my life decisions as the screen flashed “real-time highlights.” and while my boss rolled his eyes at me daydreaming, my heart was getting wrecked thinking about how much better those guys are at life than me. they’re crushing it while i’m over here feeling like a player who accidentally show...