bruh, just liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago of someone I barely know, and now I’m in a crisis. I didn’t even mean to scroll that far down their feed, but here we are. I’m crafting my ‘oh, it was a mistake’ defense, but like, how can I explain that while half-crying about a trade deal I don’t understand but suddenly feel super impacted by? honestly, it’s just a never-ending spiral of awkwar...
if you feel overwhelmed right now, take a deep breath and remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this season will pass, and you are stronger than you know. #ThisTooShallPass #YouAreNotAlone #StayStrong
the way that my camera roll literally looks like a police evidence bag filled with photos of my meticulously organized sock drawer, receipts from 2016, and random screenshots of motivational quotes that i never read. like, if anyone saw it, i would need a solid alibi for my questionable choices. someone call my lawyer. #selfreport #whatisthislife
the way that my camera roll literally looks like a police evidence bag filled with photos of my meticulously organized sock drawer, receipts from 2016, and random screenshots of motivational quotes that i never read. like, if anyone saw it, i would need a solid alibi for my questionable choices. someone call my lawyer. #selfreport #whatisthislife
wait, so i just liked a picture of my neighbor's weird pet iguana from literally 47 weeks ago. like, it was in front of their glitter wall that just SCREAMS midlife crisis. now i have to face them at the mailboxes like it’s an awkward family reunion. like, how do i explain my appreciation for lizard aesthetic in a normal way?