if you feel overwhelmed right now, take a deep breath and remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this season will pass, and you are stronger than you know. #ThisTooShallPass #YouAreNotAlone #StayStrong
the way that my camera roll literally looks like a police evidence bag filled with photos of my meticulously organized sock drawer, receipts from 2016, and random screenshots of motivational quotes that i never read. like, if anyone saw it, i would need a solid alibi for my questionable choices. someone call my lawyer. #selfreport #whatisthislife
wait, so i just liked a picture of my neighbor's weird pet iguana from literally 47 weeks ago. like, it was in front of their glitter wall that just SCREAMS midlife crisis. now i have to face them at the mailboxes like it’s an awkward family reunion. like, how do i explain my appreciation for lizard aesthetic in a normal way?
wait, so i just liked a picture of my neighbor's weird pet iguana from literally 47 weeks ago. like, it was in front of their glitter wall that just SCREAMS midlife crisis. now i have to face them at the mailboxes like it’s an awkward family reunion. like, how do i explain my appreciation for lizard aesthetic in a normal way?
no because I just realized if I had picked up that bag of artisanal flour instead of the expired pancake mix three years ago, I would probably be a master baker right now. instead, I’m here contemplating how to make my toaster a new plant pot because the kitchen is, well, definitely the LEAST used room in the house. I can just picture my Instagram story of perfectly risen sourdough loaves and my f...