it's not that i’m secretly plotting world domination, it’s just that when i wrote a text to my neighbor about how they should switch to a scented candle diet to drown out their cooking smells, i felt a strange sense of POWER. who knew weaponizing aroma could spark such joy? like, isn’t it wild that the real crime is them cooking beans at 2 a.m. and not my harshly-worded advice?
ok but I just sent a photo of my toenail collection to the group chat instead of my sister. like, literally just a close-up of the one that looks like it’s plotting world domination. now they all think I’m this weird toenail enthusiast instead of, you know, someone who just wanted to ask about dinner plans.
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything life is throwing your way, just know you are not alone in this struggle. remember that you have faced tough times before and emerged stronger. this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead, even if they seem distant right now. #InnerStrength #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything life is throwing your way, just know you are not alone in this struggle. remember that you have faced tough times before and emerged stronger. this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead, even if they seem distant right now. #InnerStrength #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass
i woke up this morning ready to support my friend in the biggest tennis match of their life. you know, the kind of energy that says, “we're a team.” fast forward to lunch, and suddenly, everyone’s making bets and picking sides like its the Hunger Games. am i overthinking this, or did i somehow miss the memo that my friendship was on the chopping block? so, is this what it feels like to be Coco Gau...