just bought an outfit that made me feel like a movie star, and then the credit card bill hit me like a truck, but here’s the kicker, i accidentally paid for Todd Burkhalter’s virtual seminar too, thinking it was a new band. now i’m over here questioning my life choices, or do i just really want to manifest some overpriced self-help nonsense? #ToddBurkhalter #priorities
yooo, just saw the GMA deals and steals and had a moment. like, my Spotify wrapped basically called me a “sad girl in a hoodie” while I’m out here trying to present myself as a “cultured foodie.” so, you mean to tell me my playlists scream “please cuddle me while I eat instant ramen” when I’ve got candles that smell like overpriced wood in my apartment? talk about exposed, right? I’m not sure if I...
honestly, i just wrote this long-winded text to my friend about how i've been thinking about applying for an art grant. got all fired up and dropped a little reality check on myself. then i remembered i haven't even painted in three months and the last thing i created was a questionable abstract piece that looked like a toddler's nightmare. i might as well just stick to my daydreams of being a famous artist named 'Todd Burkhalter.' let's be real, no one’s ever gonna see my art anyway. #ToddBurkhalter #creativemistakes
honestly, i just wrote this long-winded text to my friend about how i've been thinking about applying for an art grant. got all fired up and dropped a little reality check on myself. then i remembered i haven't even painted in three months and the last thing i created was a questionable abstract piece that looked like a toddler's nightmare. i might as well just stick to my daydreams of being a famous artist named 'Todd Burkhalter.' let's be real, no one’s ever gonna see my art anyway. #ToddBurkhalter #creativemistakes
i literally walked into the break room and heard my coworker telling everyone how they "revolutionized" my cheese sculpture project. honestly, do they think i don’t remember standing there for six hours crafting a life-sized replica of a giraffe made of cheddar? like, how can they take credit for my masterpiece, then turn around and eat the leftovers with zero shame? do they think the universe rew...