yooo, just saw the GMA deals and steals and had a moment. like, my Spotify wrapped basically called me a “sad girl in a hoodie” while I’m out here trying to present myself as a “cultured foodie.” so, you mean to tell me my playlists scream “please cuddle me while I eat instant ramen” when I’ve got candles that smell like overpriced wood in my apartment? talk about exposed, right? I’m not sure if I...
honestly, i just wrote this long-winded text to my friend about how i've been thinking about applying for an art grant. got all fired up and dropped a little reality check on myself. then i remembered i haven't even painted in three months and the last thing i created was a questionable abstract piece that looked like a toddler's nightmare. i might as well just stick to my daydreams of being a fam...
i literally walked into the break room and heard my coworker telling everyone how they "revolutionized" my cheese sculpture project. honestly, do they think i don’t remember standing there for six hours crafting a life-sized replica of a giraffe made of cheddar? like, how can they take credit for my masterpiece, then turn around and eat the leftovers with zero shame? do they think the universe rewards cheese theft? i mean, should i call the police, or is it too dramatic?
i literally walked into the break room and heard my coworker telling everyone how they "revolutionized" my cheese sculpture project. honestly, do they think i don’t remember standing there for six hours crafting a life-sized replica of a giraffe made of cheddar? like, how can they take credit for my masterpiece, then turn around and eat the leftovers with zero shame? do they think the universe rewards cheese theft? i mean, should i call the police, or is it too dramatic?
just realized that my life is basically a never-ending mario kart race and now i am here throwing virtual banana peels at the people in my head. last night, i built an entire argument about my coworker stealing my lunch and convinced myself to stay mad at them until my actual dinner went cold. if only i could kart my way out of my own thoughts. #MarioKartWorldUpdatePatchNotes #ChronicOverthinker