woke up feeling all kinds of BLUE, saw the news and realized it’s just like my plant collection — thriving despite all the drama. everyone said to get rid of the dead leaves but here i am, nurturing the ones that bring me no joy. maybe that’s why i’m stuck, looking at my bookshelf where half-read self-help books stare back — reminding me that no amount of watering can fix something that's already ...
yooo, so the temperature in mumbai went up like my anxiety over that weird pasta recipe I saw online. been staring at my ingredients, just waiting for the perfect moment to ruin dinner for myself, while literally replaying every text I didn’t send last week. is the heat bringing back old insecurities too? honestly, if I set the kitchen on fire while boiling water, I could literally file for insura...
I just found out they want me to cover for someone who “volunteered” for the weekend shift again, which is fine, but like, can you blame me for rehearsing my emotional breakup speech to Shah Rukh Khan after I realized he’s going to take my entire weekend just for a movie event I can’t even go to, now I’m just at home questioning my life choices while binge-watching the trailer for a film I’ll never see, literally can’t catch a break. #Srk #dramatic
I just found out they want me to cover for someone who “volunteered” for the weekend shift again, which is fine, but like, can you blame me for rehearsing my emotional breakup speech to Shah Rukh Khan after I realized he’s going to take my entire weekend just for a movie event I can’t even go to, now I’m just at home questioning my life choices while binge-watching the trailer for a film I’ll never see, literally can’t catch a break. #Srk #dramatic
just walked in on my coworker giving my project a standing ovation in the break room. literally, it was like a performance. he even waved his hands like he was orchestrating a symphony. honestly, i can just see it now; he is going to get a TED talk about MY work and the art of ‘creative attribution’. one day i will manifest this chaos into a one-person show starring me, where i finally get the cre...