Questions: yooo, so the temperature in mumbai went up like my anxiety over that weird pasta…

not gonna lie, I just found out my ex started dating my friend and everyone knew except me. it’s like when you tune into a game everyone is hyped about, like Mammoth vs. Rangers, only to realize you’re the referee who showed up 20 minutes late. I was busy doing... literally anything else, meanwhile they were scoring all the points I thought I still had on the board. #MammothVsRangers #lifeiswild

I just texted my best friend about how I finally figured out how to fold a fitted sheet. I know, groundbreaking. Now I'm staring at those three dots, feeling like I just launched a space shuttle. Any second now, they’re going to reveal I’m not even allowed to keep my queen-size sheets.

woke up feeling all kinds of BLUE, saw the news and realized it’s just like my plant collection — thriving despite all the drama. everyone said to get rid of the dead leaves but here i am, nurturing the ones that bring me no joy. maybe that’s why i’m stuck, looking at my bookshelf where half-read self-help books stare back — reminding me that no amount of watering can fix something that's already ...