so there i was, deep in the rabbit hole of my neighbor's old Instagram, liking a photo of their first cat, which was named "Nacho," can you believe it—then, all of a sudden, i realize i liked it while still holding a box of mac and cheese like i was somehow celebrating the legacy of Nacho the cat? i just froze, feeling like the universe was judging me because what are the chances Nacho's now-very-...
it’s not that i don’t want to be a mentor. it’s just that i accidentally became one because i know how to fold origami. honestly, now i am googling “how to have life advice for people who only have paper skills.” like, am I supposed to give advice about goal setting while I literally struggle to set the table? #literallylost #paperwise
you ever get way too invested in the love life of that couple you overheard in the grocery store? like, i am seriously concerned about their dinner choices after they argued over which frozen pizza to buy. how did i end up imagining their backstory involving a rescue cat named Mr. Whiskers and multiple wedding Pinterest boards when we haven’t even introduced ourselves? now i am pacing around my kitchen, trying to decide how to offer relationship advice they never asked for.
you ever get way too invested in the love life of that couple you overheard in the grocery store? like, i am seriously concerned about their dinner choices after they argued over which frozen pizza to buy. how did i end up imagining their backstory involving a rescue cat named Mr. Whiskers and multiple wedding Pinterest boards when we haven’t even introduced ourselves? now i am pacing around my kitchen, trying to decide how to offer relationship advice they never asked for.
it’s day 53 of me questioning every life choice while scrolling the #sa20standings. here i am, still working at my boring desk job, imagining my alternate self in a parallel universe, traveling the world as a professional SOMETHING, and living off adrenaline instead of stale coffee. the moment i heard sunrisers locked in their qualifier, i realized that they might have taken risks i never dared to...