it’s not that i don’t want to be a mentor. it’s just that i accidentally became one because i know how to fold origami. honestly, now i am googling “how to have life advice for people who only have paper skills.” like, am I supposed to give advice about goal setting while I literally struggle to set the table? #literallylost #paperwise
you ever get way too invested in the love life of that couple you overheard in the grocery store? like, i am seriously concerned about their dinner choices after they argued over which frozen pizza to buy. how did i end up imagining their backstory involving a rescue cat named Mr. Whiskers and multiple wedding Pinterest boards when we haven’t even introduced ourselves? now i am pacing around my ki...
it’s day 53 of me questioning every life choice while scrolling the #sa20standings. here i am, still working at my boring desk job, imagining my alternate self in a parallel universe, traveling the world as a professional SOMETHING, and living off adrenaline instead of stale coffee. the moment i heard sunrisers locked in their qualifier, i realized that they might have taken risks i never dared to. meanwhile, my biggest risk was picking a new snack flavor. should have bet on myself like they did... instead, i just keep getting excited over unnecessary spreadsheets. #sa20standings #ExistentialCrisis
it’s day 53 of me questioning every life choice while scrolling the #sa20standings. here i am, still working at my boring desk job, imagining my alternate self in a parallel universe, traveling the world as a professional SOMETHING, and living off adrenaline instead of stale coffee. the moment i heard sunrisers locked in their qualifier, i realized that they might have taken risks i never dared to. meanwhile, my biggest risk was picking a new snack flavor. should have bet on myself like they did... instead, i just keep getting excited over unnecessary spreadsheets. #sa20standings #ExistentialCrisis
I just defended someone at a karaoke night, singing their praises like I was their PR manager, only to find out they were in the corner mocking my rendition of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'. Now I am the ultimate joke, AND I also still owe them three rounds of karaoke.