yooo, just realized I’ve been holding onto a twenty-dollar gift card to that fancy place since literally forever. kept saying, “oh, I’ll wait for the perfect occasion,” but like, it’s been two years and now I have no idea if it even works anymore. so basically, I’m the queen of missed opportunities and expired gift cards.
not gonna lie, I turned down a chance to join a local knitters group because I thought I was too cool for it. now my neighbor's cat is knitting a scarf while I binge my eleventh true crime documentary alone. who knew that knitting would lead to feline fashion trends while I just spiral into a new episode? the real plot twist is that the cat is getting more social interaction than me.
not gonna lie, i was deep in the rabbit hole of a three-year-old cooking tutorial and accidentally liked it. like, how does one even LIKE an avocado toast video from two thousand twenty while they are also internally screaming about their own sandwich struggles? now I’m just praying that the person who posted it doesn’t somehow find out. i can’t live knowing my snack choices are out there on the internet like a secret sauce of humiliation.
not gonna lie, i was deep in the rabbit hole of a three-year-old cooking tutorial and accidentally liked it. like, how does one even LIKE an avocado toast video from two thousand twenty while they are also internally screaming about their own sandwich struggles? now I’m just praying that the person who posted it doesn’t somehow find out. i can’t live knowing my snack choices are out there on the internet like a secret sauce of humiliation.
honestly, my situationship just introduced me to someone as “a friend” - so now I am expected to casually pretend I haven’t spent four weeks imagining our future as a power couple in a house full of antique furniture that definitely belongs in a horror movie.