i met this random person once at a party and somehow, we had a full conversation about which pets we would get together. i named our future dog metz and they named the cat lyon. so now i just sit here daydreaming about our hypothetical family while waiting for my takeout. i'm pretty sure they're planning a wedding with someone else—i still follow them on social media though, so it feels like i'm s...
just realized i was secretly mad at a character for dating my celebrity crush. as i sat there watching the latest episode, i put down my popcorn and realized i wrote a letter detailing their flaws and how im clearly the better option. now im contemplating a future of solitude, questioning if i should pivot into character assassination or something less intense. #NzVsInd #CrushingOnFiction
yooo, just realized I’ve been holding onto a twenty-dollar gift card to that fancy place since literally forever. kept saying, “oh, I’ll wait for the perfect occasion,” but like, it’s been two years and now I have no idea if it even works anymore. so basically, I’m the queen of missed opportunities and expired gift cards.
yooo, just realized I’ve been holding onto a twenty-dollar gift card to that fancy place since literally forever. kept saying, “oh, I’ll wait for the perfect occasion,” but like, it’s been two years and now I have no idea if it even works anymore. so basically, I’m the queen of missed opportunities and expired gift cards.
not gonna lie, I turned down a chance to join a local knitters group because I thought I was too cool for it. now my neighbor's cat is knitting a scarf while I binge my eleventh true crime documentary alone. who knew that knitting would lead to feline fashion trends while I just spiral into a new episode? the real plot twist is that the cat is getting more social interaction than me.