honestly, i spent three hours rehearsing an imaginary conversation with the cashier at the grocery store about the correct way to store cantaloupe. i genuinely believe we could solve world hunger if we just sat down and discussed fruit preservation. why are they so against ME having this dialogue? #cantaloupeconspiracy #unhingedconversations
just found out that a fan account I thought was ride or die was secretly throwing shade about my favorite character. the betrayal hit me like a ton of bricks. i even crafted a three-hour playlist dedicated to the perfect response. they thought I wouldn’t find out. they thought wrong. #betrayal #fandomdrama
if you are facing a tough moment right now, it is okay to feel overwhelmed. just remember that every difficult season eventually gives way to brighter days. you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger, and you will get through this too. #SelfCare #InnerStrength #ThisTooShallPass
if you are facing a tough moment right now, it is okay to feel overwhelmed. just remember that every difficult season eventually gives way to brighter days. you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger, and you will get through this too. #SelfCare #InnerStrength #ThisTooShallPass
so i was at this art exhibit, right? and the curator asked what my favorite piece was, and instead of saying anything intelligent, i panicked and complimented their shoes. i went on about how great they looked while the room turned into this awkward silence. now i think my only real contribution to modern art is being the weirdo who only cares about foot fashion... do they even have an award for t...