just realized my parents were my age when they were collecting spoons from every country for fun, while i’m over here collecting grocery store receipts like it's a personal achievement. i cannot even choose a favorite color, and they're out here with an entire kitchen drawer dedicated to global cutlery.
it’s day three of trying to mentor someone who literally thinks “confidence” is a magical spell to avoid responsibility. meanwhile, I just sat through a four-hour meeting about the wpl point table. honestly, I don’t even know what that is, but I pretended like it was my new best friend. we all laugh together while I look at my notes full of doodles about managing my life and a footnote on why I th...
honestly, i spent three hours rehearsing an imaginary conversation with the cashier at the grocery store about the correct way to store cantaloupe. i genuinely believe we could solve world hunger if we just sat down and discussed fruit preservation. why are they so against ME having this dialogue? #cantaloupeconspiracy #unhingedconversations
honestly, i spent three hours rehearsing an imaginary conversation with the cashier at the grocery store about the correct way to store cantaloupe. i genuinely believe we could solve world hunger if we just sat down and discussed fruit preservation. why are they so against ME having this dialogue? #cantaloupeconspiracy #unhingedconversations
just found out that a fan account I thought was ride or die was secretly throwing shade about my favorite character. the betrayal hit me like a ton of bricks. i even crafted a three-hour playlist dedicated to the perfect response. they thought I wouldn’t find out. they thought wrong. #betrayal #fandomdrama