sometimes i lie awake at night thinking about the time i accidentally offered a street performer a ride home instead of a tip — what was that even? i’m just trying to sort my finances and here i am debating if i should’ve been a karaoke star instead of… whatever this is — do they have auditions for that? who knows, all i know is my life choices haunt me. #lostopportunities #financialfollies
not gonna lie, i accidentally got into a full-blown twitter feud with someone else's fan account over the color of a fictional character's socks. i made a two hundred word thread about how they are definitely RED and they responded with a twelve-slide PowerPoint presentation proving they are ORANGE. my tears still haven’t dried.
just did the math on how much i spend on things that don’t make me happy. bought a cricket jersey because it was “vintage” but now it just hangs there judging me. looking at it while eating instant noodles i’m still hoping one day someone will see it and think i’m sporty or something. #
just did the math on how much i spend on things that don’t make me happy. bought a cricket jersey because it was “vintage” but now it just hangs there judging me. looking at it while eating instant noodles i’m still hoping one day someone will see it and think i’m sporty or something. #
i just realized saying 'thank you' instead of 'i love you' is the same level of panic as hearing that IND vs NZ toss. everyone's focused on who wins, but all i can think about is how my heart just got tossed aside in a game i didn't even know i was playing. if they knew how much i practiced saying 'i love you' in the shower, they might have turned away too. #IndVsNzToss #AwkwardLoveMoments