wait, just saw that news about the Indian Railways and thought about how I once tried to deliver cupcakes to my neighbor for their birthday but accidentally knocked them over and didn’t even have the energy to pick them back up. imagine sitting on your couch, frosting in your hair, while the logistics of delivering cupcakes goes down in flames. I now fully understand the importance of reliable foo...
sometimes i lie awake at night thinking about the time i accidentally offered a street performer a ride home instead of a tip — what was that even? i’m just trying to sort my finances and here i am debating if i should’ve been a karaoke star instead of… whatever this is — do they have auditions for that? who knows, all i know is my life choices haunt me. #lostopportunities #financialfollies
not gonna lie, i accidentally got into a full-blown twitter feud with someone else's fan account over the color of a fictional character's socks. i made a two hundred word thread about how they are definitely RED and they responded with a twelve-slide PowerPoint presentation proving they are ORANGE. my tears still haven’t dried.
not gonna lie, i accidentally got into a full-blown twitter feud with someone else's fan account over the color of a fictional character's socks. i made a two hundred word thread about how they are definitely RED and they responded with a twelve-slide PowerPoint presentation proving they are ORANGE. my tears still haven’t dried.
just did the math on how much i spend on things that don’t make me happy. bought a cricket jersey because it was “vintage” but now it just hangs there judging me. looking at it while eating instant noodles i’m still hoping one day someone will see it and think i’m sporty or something. #