yooo, just found out the new guy I trained makes more than me, and like, I took him to lunch last week and talked about my dog’s weird toenails for two hours. bruh, next time I see him, I’m gonna need to explain why that conversation clearly should’ve included my bank account drama too. let’s just say I might start charging for my wisdom…or at least asking for a kickback on all that training. #Jas...
i thought i would NEVER care about golf – until my boss started a YouTube channel and now i find myself sitting through endless videos of him swinging clubs like it's a life-changing epiphany. the guy can barely organize an email, yet he's giving lessons to 'thousands' while i contemplate if my LinkedIn update is just one step away from career suicide. now every day feels like i'm competing with a...
yooo, so I was deep stalking this random person from high school, right? I liked their ancient post from two years ago about their grandma’s famous lasagna recipe. Like, I’m suddenly SO invested in their family legacy. I panicked so hard that I thought, "what if this is the sign?!" and then I just sat there imagining our future lasagna dinners together, completely forgetting they probably don’t even remember who I am. bruh, what am I even doing?
yooo, so I was deep stalking this random person from high school, right? I liked their ancient post from two years ago about their grandma’s famous lasagna recipe. Like, I’m suddenly SO invested in their family legacy. I panicked so hard that I thought, "what if this is the sign?!" and then I just sat there imagining our future lasagna dinners together, completely forgetting they probably don’t even remember who I am. bruh, what am I even doing?
it's three a.m. and I just spent the last hour wondering if becoming a “full-time artist” really includes forgetting how to pay bills. my favorite cereal box has been my muse for a week, but inspiration does not pay the light bill. I thought quitting my stable job would unleash my creativity like a heavenly flood, but now I'm just sitting here, contemplating if I can draw a comic strip about how I...