i thought i would NEVER care about golf – until my boss started a YouTube channel and now i find myself sitting through endless videos of him swinging clubs like it's a life-changing epiphany. the guy can barely organize an email, yet he's giving lessons to 'thousands' while i contemplate if my LinkedIn update is just one step away from career suicide. now every day feels like i'm competing with a...
yooo, so I was deep stalking this random person from high school, right? I liked their ancient post from two years ago about their grandma’s famous lasagna recipe. Like, I’m suddenly SO invested in their family legacy. I panicked so hard that I thought, "what if this is the sign?!" and then I just sat there imagining our future lasagna dinners together, completely forgetting they probably don’t ev...
it's three a.m. and I just spent the last hour wondering if becoming a “full-time artist” really includes forgetting how to pay bills. my favorite cereal box has been my muse for a week, but inspiration does not pay the light bill. I thought quitting my stable job would unleash my creativity like a heavenly flood, but now I'm just sitting here, contemplating if I can draw a comic strip about how I can no longer afford milk for my cereal, or maybe I should just go back to my desk job, but honestly, who would want to work in an office where the most exciting thing is watching the printer jam? you know what, maybe I’ll just make cereal art... like, everyone loves a good... cereal... installation? #unexpectedartist #lifechoices
it's three a.m. and I just spent the last hour wondering if becoming a “full-time artist” really includes forgetting how to pay bills. my favorite cereal box has been my muse for a week, but inspiration does not pay the light bill. I thought quitting my stable job would unleash my creativity like a heavenly flood, but now I'm just sitting here, contemplating if I can draw a comic strip about how I can no longer afford milk for my cereal, or maybe I should just go back to my desk job, but honestly, who would want to work in an office where the most exciting thing is watching the printer jam? you know what, maybe I’ll just make cereal art... like, everyone loves a good... cereal... installation? #unexpectedartist #lifechoices
honestly, i've been sitting here with popcorn waiting for a government hero to swoop in and save us from the impending doom. i mean, i finally cleaned my apartment and it’s like now i'm waiting for a congressional superhero to address my mess and maybe toss in a small vacation too. like, maybe if i ignore the chaos long enough, the government will show up with snacks and solutions. but instead, it...