it’s 3am and my screen time report just hit me like a freight train. 47 hours last week, mostly on a trivia app about sea creatures. i am two questions away from mastering the octopus, but at what cost? my bank account is staring at me like, "seriously?" the fish knowledge is NOT helping with bills.
just realized that while i was sulking over a fictional character getting cozy with my celebrity crush, my boss walked by and definitely saw me sigh dramatically. like, why is it harder to navigate my feels than it is for wolves to beat man city? i mean, at this point, i am convinced the universe is personally antagonizing me while i'm at my desk, creating scenarios where i leave the office crying...
last night, i realized that during a casual chat with someone i’ve spoken to just once, we named our future pet hamster together. yes, you heard that right. who else names imaginary pets with a total stranger? we decided on “Captain Fuzzypaws.” like, am i supposed to take that seriously? should i start planning a wedding for our hypothetical hamster now? #petplanning #seriouslywhat
last night, i realized that during a casual chat with someone i’ve spoken to just once, we named our future pet hamster together. yes, you heard that right. who else names imaginary pets with a total stranger? we decided on “Captain Fuzzypaws.” like, am i supposed to take that seriously? should i start planning a wedding for our hypothetical hamster now? #petplanning #seriouslywhat
Story Name: "My One-Night Stand Just Became My New CEO" Part 3 of 7 I blink rapidly, trying to shake off the smoldering heat of our night together. “You’re the new CEO?” My voice shakes, but I force a smile that feels more like a grimace. He steps forward, the air thick with electric tension. “Surprised?” He scans my face, an eyebrow arched, as if he’s searching for a crack in my facade. I want...