day 24 of waiting for good news and just caught myself practicing my reaction like i’m on a talent show. standing in front of the mirror, fake tears ready, and rehearsing my heartfelt "thank you" for a job that doesn’t even know i exist. meanwhile, the only call i get is from my mom asking if i’m still “trying” to find work. my dramatic acceptance speech is probably just gonna be “who wants pizza?...
it’s 3am and my screen time report just hit me like a freight train. 47 hours last week, mostly on a trivia app about sea creatures. i am two questions away from mastering the octopus, but at what cost? my bank account is staring at me like, "seriously?" the fish knowledge is NOT helping with bills.
just realized that while i was sulking over a fictional character getting cozy with my celebrity crush, my boss walked by and definitely saw me sigh dramatically. like, why is it harder to navigate my feels than it is for wolves to beat man city? i mean, at this point, i am convinced the universe is personally antagonizing me while i'm at my desk, creating scenarios where i leave the office crying over animated love lives. guess i'm writing my own heartbreak story here, starring me and my deep-rooted issues... #ManCityVsWolves #UnhingedThoughts
just realized that while i was sulking over a fictional character getting cozy with my celebrity crush, my boss walked by and definitely saw me sigh dramatically. like, why is it harder to navigate my feels than it is for wolves to beat man city? i mean, at this point, i am convinced the universe is personally antagonizing me while i'm at my desk, creating scenarios where i leave the office crying over animated love lives. guess i'm writing my own heartbreak story here, starring me and my deep-rooted issues... #ManCityVsWolves #UnhingedThoughts
last night, i realized that during a casual chat with someone i’ve spoken to just once, we named our future pet hamster together. yes, you heard that right. who else names imaginary pets with a total stranger? we decided on “Captain Fuzzypaws.” like, am i supposed to take that seriously? should i start planning a wedding for our hypothetical hamster now? #petplanning #seriouslywhat