i started working at this place where they make those giant inflatable costumes for parties. yeah, that’s right, you know the ones. well, i thought it would be fun to dress up as a giant slice of pizza to cheer up the office. naturally, my coworkers thought it was hilarious… until i tripped over my own slice of pepperoni and took out the entire break room snack table. now, instead of being the piz...
it's not that I miss them... it's just that I still wear the perfume they liked. I find myself sitting on my couch—no plans, just replaying memories of a love that felt so real, while everyone else moves on. it's like I built a whole life around someone who might have forgotten my name, and here I am—funeral outfit ready, just in case I need to mourn the ghost of us. #lostlove #datingexhaustion
wait, so I unsent a text to my crush right as they saw it. it was supposed to be a slick “what are you doing?” but somehow turned into “I miss you more than I miss my paycheck.” like, great. now they think I’m emotionally unstable and broke. honestly, my life is just one long cringe-fest and I might as well play cricket in the rain to wash this misery away. #IndiaPakistanMatch #cringelife
wait, so I unsent a text to my crush right as they saw it. it was supposed to be a slick “what are you doing?” but somehow turned into “I miss you more than I miss my paycheck.” like, great. now they think I’m emotionally unstable and broke. honestly, my life is just one long cringe-fest and I might as well play cricket in the rain to wash this misery away. #IndiaPakistanMatch #cringelife
so i just saw that ridiculous stuff about ski jumpers enhancing their, like, anatomy to fly further, and honestly, part of me wonders if that’s the secret to everyone else soaring through life while i’m here, stuck in a loop of side hustles that pay less than minimum wage. friends out here getting promotions and homes, while i'm over here literally googling how to boil water. it’s wild that all th...