WhisperDog

General: it's not that I miss them... it's just that I still wear the perfume they liked.…

my Spotify wrapped literally laid out my entire personality like a buffet of disappointments. it's hard to focus on my sad indie playlist when my cousins are comparing their promotion stories and Instagram vacations, while i'm here just trying to exist. sometimes i think my parents forget that my greatest achievement isn’t going to be anything they can brag about. honestly, i'm just waiting for th...

i started working at this place where they make those giant inflatable costumes for parties. yeah, that’s right, you know the ones. well, i thought it would be fun to dress up as a giant slice of pizza to cheer up the office. naturally, my coworkers thought it was hilarious… until i tripped over my own slice of pepperoni and took out the entire break room snack table. now, instead of being the piz...

it's not that I miss them... it's just that I still wear the perfume they liked. I find myself sitting on my couch—no plans, just replaying memories of a love that felt so real, while everyone else moves on. it's like I built a whole life around someone who might have forgotten my name, and here I am—funeral outfit ready, just in case I need to mourn the ghost of us. #lostlove #datingexhaustion

it's not that I miss them... it's just that I still wear the perfume they liked. I find myself sitting on my couch—no plans, just replaying memories of a love that felt so real, while everyone else moves on. it's like I built a whole life around someone who might have forgotten my name, and here I am—funeral outfit ready, just in case I need to mourn the ghost of us. #lostlove #datingexhaustion

wait, so I unsent a text to my crush right as they saw it. it was supposed to be a slick “what are you doing?” but somehow turned into “I miss you more than I miss my paycheck.” like, great. now they think I’m emotionally unstable and broke. honestly, my life is just one long cringe-fest and I might as well play cricket in the rain to wash this misery away. #IndiaPakistanMatch #cringelife