i stood in front of the mirror today, contemplating how long my paycheck could stretch if i only ate instant noodles and lost the daily coffee habit. i fantasized about telling everyone my secret – that the new clothes everyone thinks are from a high-end store are actually thrifted gold mines. if they only knew i cut corners to keep up appearances while juggling the weight of invisible debt, maybe...
honestly, when I heard about Sakkari beating Swiatek, I thought—if only my dating life had such an upset! yaar, matlab samjho, I’ve got matches flaking out faster than I can check my phone. I spent last Friday sitting at home in my sweats, calculating whether ordering pizza or saving for rent made more sense—discussing tennis scores with my mom like it’s some grand affair, while all my friends pos...
yooo, so I just found out about that girl who frauded her teammate to become a champion, and I can't help but think about that time I cheated on a test that got me into a program that’s supposedly “life-changing.” I mean, no one knows it wasn’t really me who earned that spot, right? sometimes I feel like I'm a walking imposter, just waiting to get caught, but here I am, just keepin' it delulu like...