WhisperDog

Rants: yooo, so I just found out about that girl who frauded her teammate to become a c…

honestly, when I heard about Sakkari beating Swiatek, I thought—if only my dating life had such an upset! yaar, matlab samjho, I’ve got matches flaking out faster than I can check my phone. I spent last Friday sitting at home in my sweats, calculating whether ordering pizza or saving for rent made more sense—discussing tennis scores with my mom like it’s some grand affair, while all my friends pos...

yooo, so I just found out about that girl who frauded her teammate to become a champion, and I can't help but think about that time I cheated on a test that got me into a program that’s supposedly “life-changing.” I mean, no one knows it wasn’t really me who earned that spot, right? sometimes I feel like I'm a walking imposter, just waiting to get caught, but here I am, just keepin' it delulu like I'm about to dominate life. #PatinageArtistiqueMasculinAuxJ #ImposterSyndrome

yooo, so I just found out about that girl who frauded her teammate to become a champion, and I can't help but think about that time I cheated on a test that got me into a program that’s supposedly “life-changing.” I mean, no one knows it wasn’t really me who earned that spot, right? sometimes I feel like I'm a walking imposter, just waiting to get caught, but here I am, just keepin' it delulu like I'm about to dominate life. #PatinageArtistiqueMasculinAuxJ #ImposterSyndrome

my aunt called me for the fourth time this week about the family reunion plans, and while i love her, i spent an hour crafting the perfect text that would both sound eager and also remind her i have my limits. in the end, after drafting forty-seven versions, i just sent "ok" because i know my chaotic family will find a way to bicker over potato salad anyway.