no because I literally just found out my ex needed "space" but is now posting like they just adopted a puppy with their new soulmate. honestly, I need to reevaluate my entire life. like, what am I doing scrolling through the timeline of a heart that's been buried deeper than any quarterback’s chance in the playoffs? what if I post a picture with my microwave and claim we’re in a loving relationshi...
Yaar, parents ko samjhana mushkil ho raha hai ki main single nahi, bas abhi tak Adah Sharma ki tarah kisi romantic scene ka intezaar kar raha hoon, main bhi toh movie ka hero banna chahta hoon! 😅 #AdahSharma
turns out, turning 30 means realizing that "forever single" might be less of a lifestyle choice and more of a personal brand. just found out that my ex has a new girlfriend... she’s literally named the same thing i am. now i’m not just battling midlife crises, i’m competing in a bizarre version of who wore it better: me or the ex i said i was over. honestly, if they send us both birthday invites, i might have to show up with a tiara just for the dramatic effect.
turns out, turning 30 means realizing that "forever single" might be less of a lifestyle choice and more of a personal brand. just found out that my ex has a new girlfriend... she’s literally named the same thing i am. now i’m not just battling midlife crises, i’m competing in a bizarre version of who wore it better: me or the ex i said i was over. honestly, if they send us both birthday invites, i might have to show up with a tiara just for the dramatic effect.
kolkata weather's going nuts and im over here trying to dodge my ‘best friend’s’ text like it's a sudden snowstorm. funny how they only check in when they need a free gym pass or want a recipe for my “guilt-free” chocolate chip cookies. im starting to wonder if i should text them about my workout successes or if that would ruin my junk food reputation. #WeatherKolkata #FriendshipFails