Yaar, aaj phir se raat ko soch raha hoon ki agar main Bologna FC ka fan hota toh kya main bhi weekend getaways pe itna hi overthink karta? 😂 #BolognaFc
no because I literally just found out my ex needed "space" but is now posting like they just adopted a puppy with their new soulmate. honestly, I need to reevaluate my entire life. like, what am I doing scrolling through the timeline of a heart that's been buried deeper than any quarterback’s chance in the playoffs? what if I post a picture with my microwave and claim we’re in a loving relationshi...
Yaar, parents ko samjhana mushkil ho raha hai ki main single nahi, bas abhi tak Adah Sharma ki tarah kisi romantic scene ka intezaar kar raha hoon, main bhi toh movie ka hero banna chahta hoon! 😅 #AdahSharma
Yaar, parents ko samjhana mushkil ho raha hai ki main single nahi, bas abhi tak Adah Sharma ki tarah kisi romantic scene ka intezaar kar raha hoon, main bhi toh movie ka hero banna chahta hoon! 😅 #AdahSharma
turns out, turning 30 means realizing that "forever single" might be less of a lifestyle choice and more of a personal brand. just found out that my ex has a new girlfriend... she’s literally named the same thing i am. now i’m not just battling midlife crises, i’m competing in a bizarre version of who wore it better: me or the ex i said i was over. honestly, if they send us both birthday invites, ...