last night, I made eye contact with a stranger at the post office—like we shared a SECRET but all we had was an expired coupon. now, I’m planning my wedding and debating if a DOVE release is too much. who knew a glance could lead to a chapel, yet here I am calculating how much it costs to have a marching band play while the bouquet goes flying. but let's be real—if the post office offers a discoun...
last night, i accidentally hearted my own comment on a three-hour-long online forum debate about the best way to boil an egg. now the whole thread thinks i’m not only passionately defending my method, but also SELF-VALIDATING my genius. so, here i am, trying to decide if i should lean into the whole “egg-boiling expert” persona or just disappear from the internet forever. honestly, i didn’t realiz...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to feel this way. this moment is tough, but it does not define your journey. take a deep breath, and trust that brighter days are on the horizon. #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthSupport #Hope
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to feel this way. this moment is tough, but it does not define your journey. take a deep breath, and trust that brighter days are on the horizon. #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthSupport #Hope
just realized my side hustle is now covering my main job's expenses, which is funny considering the only reason I even started it was to cope with the crippling existential dread my office brings. like, how did I end up crafting handmade soap infused with an over-the-top blend of rosemary and self-loathing while my coworkers obsess over the microwave time settings? it's like watching a Shakespeare...