ngl, i just scrolled past someone’s post celebrating a win in the uel while i sat on my couch eating cold pizza like it’s a fine dining experience, realizing the last “goal” i celebrated was finally matching my socks. meanwhile, my ex said they needed space and now they're tagging someone else in cute selfies like it's no big deal, and all i can think is, why does their ‘team’ look better than min...
if you are in a tough spot right now, know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. you have made it through hard times before, and you carry that strength within you. this chapter may be challenging, but brighter days are ahead, waiting for you to embrace them. #YouMatter #KeepGoing
last night, I made eye contact with a stranger at the post office—like we shared a SECRET but all we had was an expired coupon. now, I’m planning my wedding and debating if a DOVE release is too much. who knew a glance could lead to a chapel, yet here I am calculating how much it costs to have a marching band play while the bouquet goes flying. but let's be real—if the post office offers a discount on postage, my RSVP cards will have to be printed on NAPKINS.
last night, I made eye contact with a stranger at the post office—like we shared a SECRET but all we had was an expired coupon. now, I’m planning my wedding and debating if a DOVE release is too much. who knew a glance could lead to a chapel, yet here I am calculating how much it costs to have a marching band play while the bouquet goes flying. but let's be real—if the post office offers a discount on postage, my RSVP cards will have to be printed on NAPKINS.
last night, i accidentally hearted my own comment on a three-hour-long online forum debate about the best way to boil an egg. now the whole thread thinks i’m not only passionately defending my method, but also SELF-VALIDATING my genius. so, here i am, trying to decide if i should lean into the whole “egg-boiling expert” persona or just disappear from the internet forever. honestly, i didn’t realiz...