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Stories: just realized i double texted, then triple texted, then considered faking my own…

not gonna lie, just checked my spotify wrapped and I think my musical taste is more revealing than my diary. somehow it knows I have a deep obsession with songs from movies I’ve never seen. why are five out of ten tracks from romantic comedies where the guy wins back the girl? oh wait, I definitely listened to the sad ballad from the soundtrack on repeat after my neighbor didn’t wave back once. #e...

Story Name: "From Besties to Enemies: A Toxic Turn" Part 2 of 6 So, the drama with Jenna started simmering, right? It was like one of those reality shows where you KNOW something's about to blow up but you just can’t look away. One day, we were chilling at our favorite coffee shop—sipping on our iced lattes, talking about life and boys (you know, the usual). Everything felt perfect, and I though...

just realized i double texted, then triple texted, then considered faking my own death after they didn't respond. the worst part? i was only texting them about my plans for the SEC game this weekend. at this rate, the hogs are winning because my life is falling apart. #Sec #thegreatestmeltdown

just realized i double texted, then triple texted, then considered faking my own death after they didn't respond. the worst part? i was only texting them about my plans for the SEC game this weekend. at this rate, the hogs are winning because my life is falling apart. #Sec #thegreatestmeltdown

ok but picture this: I just spent three years loyal to a company that wouldn’t even keep my favorite stapler around for a week. do I honestly think they will remember my name after I clock out? sometimes I swear I’m one ridiculous coffee mug away from believing I’ll get a retirement party for surviving the annual compliance training that literally haunts my nightmares.