Story Name: "From Besties to Enemies: A Toxic Turn" Part 2 of 6 So, the drama with Jenna started simmering, right? It was like one of those reality shows where you KNOW something's about to blow up but you just can’t look away. One day, we were chilling at our favorite coffee shop—sipping on our iced lattes, talking about life and boys (you know, the usual). Everything felt perfect, and I though...
just realized i double texted, then triple texted, then considered faking my own death after they didn't respond. the worst part? i was only texting them about my plans for the SEC game this weekend. at this rate, the hogs are winning because my life is falling apart. #Sec #thegreatestmeltdown
ok but picture this: I just spent three years loyal to a company that wouldn’t even keep my favorite stapler around for a week. do I honestly think they will remember my name after I clock out? sometimes I swear I’m one ridiculous coffee mug away from believing I’ll get a retirement party for surviving the annual compliance training that literally haunts my nightmares.
ok but picture this: I just spent three years loyal to a company that wouldn’t even keep my favorite stapler around for a week. do I honestly think they will remember my name after I clock out? sometimes I swear I’m one ridiculous coffee mug away from believing I’ll get a retirement party for surviving the annual compliance training that literally haunts my nightmares.
yoo, just found out my coworker forwarded my private message about my three-month plan to teach my plant how to talk to the entire team. i was being serious, guys. now my boss thinks i’m plotting against our succulents while we’re supposed to be developing a quarterly strategy. you can bet im about to change my job title to ‘lead plant psychologist’ and get a raise for my unexpected exposure!