ngl, just saw that kristen stewart walked with her wife and suddenly my life feels like a rom-com where i’m the awkward extra that nobody notices. literally yesterday, my childhood neighbor acted like he didn't know me at all in the grocery store, like bro, we played tag in our front yards, and now you’re giving me the stranger treatment? honestly, i almost burst into tears over the avocado displa...
ngl, just spent my entire afternoon calculating how much I waste on stuff that literally doesn’t even make me happy, like fancy candles and random subscription boxes. but then I saw the news about coal india share price going up and thought, “wow, I should be investing in my own happiness instead of getting betrayed by these overpriced wax creations.” #CoalIndiaSharePrice #lifechoices
yooo, glenn maxwell just changed teams after 13 years and here i am, watching my work double while the clock creeps toward another deadline... kinda feels like when you open the fridge and realize there’s only mustard left after promising yourself a feast. now I’m over here wondering if i need a sponsorship deal for this emotional turmoil... anyway, this is my life now. #GlennMaxwell #sendhelp
yooo, glenn maxwell just changed teams after 13 years and here i am, watching my work double while the clock creeps toward another deadline... kinda feels like when you open the fridge and realize there’s only mustard left after promising yourself a feast. now I’m over here wondering if i need a sponsorship deal for this emotional turmoil... anyway, this is my life now. #GlennMaxwell #sendhelp
literally just spent my entire lunch break reliving that argument in my head like a sad cricket highlight reel, all i could think was ‘why didn’t i say this, or THAT,’ while a coworker chewed loudly next to me and all i could hear was my inner voice like “congratulations, you’re a disaster.” just like watching matthew kuhnemann crush it on the field, i’m here stumbling over my words in the game of...