day 5 of regretting every life choice, and here i am, watching videos of naomi osaka and maria sakkari instead of applying for jobs. honestly, their passion makes me want to do something productive like breathe deeply or feed my houseplant (still alive, somehow). as my best friend texts me about her 12th date this month, i’m still staring at my phone like it holds the answers to the universe… or a...
it's not that i’m upset about the fish tank maintenance, it's just that my boss asked me to train the replacement but didn't tell me i'm actually getting fired next week… so i just explained how to scrape algae off the glass like i was auditioning for a reality show. now they think i'm running a fishy empire when in reality i'm just pretending this isn't happening while the new hire's looking at m...
ngl, just saw that kristen stewart walked with her wife and suddenly my life feels like a rom-com where i’m the awkward extra that nobody notices. literally yesterday, my childhood neighbor acted like he didn't know me at all in the grocery store, like bro, we played tag in our front yards, and now you’re giving me the stranger treatment? honestly, i almost burst into tears over the avocado display, questioning every life choice that led to this moment. if only i had an off-screen soundtrack to dramatize my supermarket breakdown while i thought of how kristen is living her best life and i’m here crying over forgotten friendships and dodging past memories like they're viruses. #KristenStewart #relatable
ngl, just saw that kristen stewart walked with her wife and suddenly my life feels like a rom-com where i’m the awkward extra that nobody notices. literally yesterday, my childhood neighbor acted like he didn't know me at all in the grocery store, like bro, we played tag in our front yards, and now you’re giving me the stranger treatment? honestly, i almost burst into tears over the avocado display, questioning every life choice that led to this moment. if only i had an off-screen soundtrack to dramatize my supermarket breakdown while i thought of how kristen is living her best life and i’m here crying over forgotten friendships and dodging past memories like they're viruses. #KristenStewart #relatable
ngl, just spent my entire afternoon calculating how much I waste on stuff that literally doesn’t even make me happy, like fancy candles and random subscription boxes. but then I saw the news about coal india share price going up and thought, “wow, I should be investing in my own happiness instead of getting betrayed by these overpriced wax creations.” #CoalIndiaSharePrice #lifechoices