ok but what if I told you I bought a ridiculously expensive smoothie maker just to pretend I'm living the wellness life? I squeeze my bills into my drawer like they're secrets, convincing myself no one can hear them scream. Friends ask me how I go out all the time, but honestly, I’m just a master at making “it's on sale” look like a hobby. Turns out my idea of thriving is just excellent deception ...
just realized i’ve been pretending to care about women’s olympic hockey standings while secretly wearing a socks-and-sandals combo to zoom meetings, thinking if i dress the part maybe people won’t notice my awkward silence that lasts so long everyone just awkwardly hypes my "strong presence." like yesterday when my colleague brought up the Italy team’s stunning win and i accidentally yelled “what ...
yar, samjho na please, mujhe kal ek wedding video mili, koi classic Bollywood type, sab kuch itna grand ki maine apne bank account ko sirf ek baar check kiya, phir instantly heart attack aa gaya. yeh wedding dekhne ke baad, soch raha hoon, main bhi kisi "Lewis Hamilton" type ke saath khud ko kahin future mein manifest kar sakta hoon, mujhe toh bas luxury country club mein apne yeh 50 hazaar se shehar ki sabse badi shaadi karani hai. log keh rahe hain dreams mein believe karo, mujhe toh bas yeh samajh nahi aa raha ki mujhe zaahir ho ke hamesha Kim Kardashian ke side role play karna hai, kyunki tab tak toh real life mein finance thoda low hai. #KimKardashian #desidreams
yar, samjho na please, mujhe kal ek wedding video mili, koi classic Bollywood type, sab kuch itna grand ki maine apne bank account ko sirf ek baar check kiya, phir instantly heart attack aa gaya. yeh wedding dekhne ke baad, soch raha hoon, main bhi kisi "Lewis Hamilton" type ke saath khud ko kahin future mein manifest kar sakta hoon, mujhe toh bas luxury country club mein apne yeh 50 hazaar se shehar ki sabse badi shaadi karani hai. log keh rahe hain dreams mein believe karo, mujhe toh bas yeh samajh nahi aa raha ki mujhe zaahir ho ke hamesha Kim Kardashian ke side role play karna hai, kyunki tab tak toh real life mein finance thoda low hai. #KimKardashian #desidreams
i stopped sharing good news because every time i did, people acted like i’d spit in their faces. its like they can’t handle my happiness, while i’m here counting the days until i can breathe without guilt. when i saw that picture of رامز جلال with that tiny monkey, all i could think was that sometimes it feels easier to be a clown than to watch others judge my smile. #فوضى #