it's 2am and i'm thinking about how my mom casually dropped the "when are you having kids?" bomb again, while sipping on my overpriced craft soda at a family reunion. my cousins are parading around with their babies, and i'm just over here wondering if barista energy counts as a valid dating strategy—because it really should, right? last week, one cousin told me how easy parenting is and i wanted ...
ok but what if I told you I bought a ridiculously expensive smoothie maker just to pretend I'm living the wellness life? I squeeze my bills into my drawer like they're secrets, convincing myself no one can hear them scream. Friends ask me how I go out all the time, but honestly, I’m just a master at making “it's on sale” look like a hobby. Turns out my idea of thriving is just excellent deception ...
just realized i’ve been pretending to care about women’s olympic hockey standings while secretly wearing a socks-and-sandals combo to zoom meetings, thinking if i dress the part maybe people won’t notice my awkward silence that lasts so long everyone just awkwardly hypes my "strong presence." like yesterday when my colleague brought up the Italy team’s stunning win and i accidentally yelled “what are you talking about, isn’t that a type of pasta?” and suddenly felt like the worst kind of office troll, trying to pad my resume with knowledge of something as random as ice hockey when really i’m over here wishing someone would notice i only understand coffee politics. #WomenapossOlympicHockeyStandin #ToxicOfficeVibes
just realized i’ve been pretending to care about women’s olympic hockey standings while secretly wearing a socks-and-sandals combo to zoom meetings, thinking if i dress the part maybe people won’t notice my awkward silence that lasts so long everyone just awkwardly hypes my "strong presence." like yesterday when my colleague brought up the Italy team’s stunning win and i accidentally yelled “what are you talking about, isn’t that a type of pasta?” and suddenly felt like the worst kind of office troll, trying to pad my resume with knowledge of something as random as ice hockey when really i’m over here wishing someone would notice i only understand coffee politics. #WomenapossOlympicHockeyStandin #ToxicOfficeVibes
yar, samjho na please, mujhe kal ek wedding video mili, koi classic Bollywood type, sab kuch itna grand ki maine apne bank account ko sirf ek baar check kiya, phir instantly heart attack aa gaya. yeh wedding dekhne ke baad, soch raha hoon, main bhi kisi "Lewis Hamilton" type ke saath khud ko kahin future mein manifest kar sakta hoon, mujhe toh bas luxury country club mein apne yeh 50 hazaar se she...