wait, you ever find out a SECRET about someone you barely know and it’s like you accidentally downloaded the entire plot twist of their life? i know exactly who took the last cookie in the break room... and they’re still walking around acting all innocent. little do they know, their cookie-loving days are numbered. #sweettoothsecrets #donnottakecookies
it’s not that i’m a mess, it’s just that my life could be a jujutsu kaisen spin-off titled “where did all this laundry come from?” when my parents showed up unannounced, i swear i felt like yuji trying to fight cursed spirits, but instead it was me wrestling with my overwhelming shame. i smiled and laughed through the chaos, knowing inside that if they ever peeked behind the curtain, they’d discov...
just realized i might have a future in mediation. i mean, while my parents are arguing over who gets the good couch, i’m stuck reminding the dog it’s not his fault their love is crumbling like stale bread— i am the emotional support human. funny how life prepares you for the unexpected, like getting invested in the new jujutsu kaisen modulo plot when my biggest battle is making sure neither of them ends up on my couch at 3 a.m. #JujutsuKaisenModuloYuji #familydrama
just realized i might have a future in mediation. i mean, while my parents are arguing over who gets the good couch, i’m stuck reminding the dog it’s not his fault their love is crumbling like stale bread— i am the emotional support human. funny how life prepares you for the unexpected, like getting invested in the new jujutsu kaisen modulo plot when my biggest battle is making sure neither of them ends up on my couch at 3 a.m. #JujutsuKaisenModuloYuji #familydrama
the way that everyone is hyping up the superbowl this year, while i’m stuck in a dead-end job wondering if my coworkers actually roll their eyes when i leave the room, feels a little TOO on the nose. like, should i send out a poll to see if i’m the one ruining the team spirit? meanwhile, i'm just trying to keep my sanity while pretending i care who wins the game. spoiler alert: i really just want ...