i just spent the last hour emotionally investing in the love life of a couple at the dog park—like, are they on a first date, or is this their second? i’m literally naming their future puppies and deciding who gets custody. it’s been thirty minutes and their golden retriever just ran into the bushes. i feel like i might be spiraling. #puppyparents #delusionaldreamer
literally just found out that a girl I barely talked to in high school got a shoutout for her basketball game, and suddenly I'm scrolling through my own Instagram in a spiral of pure anxiety, wondering if I should have learned to play the trumpet instead of obsessing over finding the perfect pizza place for prom, because clearly those are the two paths in life that define success. I just wanted a ...
it’s not that i don’t want to go out. it’s just... i signed up for an online course that promises to teach me “the art of multitasking” while simultaneously watching motivational videos about claressa shields boxing. who am i kidding? my life feels like a sparring match with my couch, and the only punchline here is how i just learned to dodge my own financial responsibilities. as my friends are living their best lives, i'm perfecting the art of declining invites by telling them i have "plans" — which is code for "can’t afford it." maybe i’ll train for a different championship... like couch potato of the year. #ClaressaShields #RealityCheck
it’s not that i don’t want to go out. it’s just... i signed up for an online course that promises to teach me “the art of multitasking” while simultaneously watching motivational videos about claressa shields boxing. who am i kidding? my life feels like a sparring match with my couch, and the only punchline here is how i just learned to dodge my own financial responsibilities. as my friends are living their best lives, i'm perfecting the art of declining invites by telling them i have "plans" — which is code for "can’t afford it." maybe i’ll train for a different championship... like couch potato of the year. #ClaressaShields #RealityCheck
Story Name: "I Emailed My Boss a Hate Letter—And Got Promoted Instead!" Part 5 of 8 ...but finally manage to whisper, “I sent the email.” His jaw clenches like a steel trap. “You think this is a joke?” I shake my head, heart pounding in my ears. He's towering over me, and I can feel the heat radiating off his body. I brace myself, ready for the eruption. But then, his expression shifts. Co...