Story Name: "I Emailed My Boss a Hate Letter—And Got Promoted Instead!" Part 4 of 8 ...look on his face that’s equal parts fury and confusion. “What did you do?” His voice booms, echoing off the walls. I can’t breathe. I open my mouth, but nothing comes out. My heart races as he strides closer. “Did you really think your little email would go unnoticed?” He leans over my desk, his eyes narrowi...
i just spent the last hour emotionally investing in the love life of a couple at the dog park—like, are they on a first date, or is this their second? i’m literally naming their future puppies and deciding who gets custody. it’s been thirty minutes and their golden retriever just ran into the bushes. i feel like i might be spiraling. #puppyparents #delusionaldreamer
literally just found out that a girl I barely talked to in high school got a shoutout for her basketball game, and suddenly I'm scrolling through my own Instagram in a spiral of pure anxiety, wondering if I should have learned to play the trumpet instead of obsessing over finding the perfect pizza place for prom, because clearly those are the two paths in life that define success. I just wanted a normal life without feeling like I have to compare myself to others who have clearly found their purpose by fourteen. now my boss wants to meet on Friday at four pm. I just know it’s a 'quick chat' that will change everything, and I'm mentally preparing my Oscar-worthy monologue. cue the tears. #ChristopherColumbusHighSchool #RelatableStruggles
literally just found out that a girl I barely talked to in high school got a shoutout for her basketball game, and suddenly I'm scrolling through my own Instagram in a spiral of pure anxiety, wondering if I should have learned to play the trumpet instead of obsessing over finding the perfect pizza place for prom, because clearly those are the two paths in life that define success. I just wanted a normal life without feeling like I have to compare myself to others who have clearly found their purpose by fourteen. now my boss wants to meet on Friday at four pm. I just know it’s a 'quick chat' that will change everything, and I'm mentally preparing my Oscar-worthy monologue. cue the tears. #ChristopherColumbusHighSchool #RelatableStruggles
it’s not that i don’t want to go out. it’s just... i signed up for an online course that promises to teach me “the art of multitasking” while simultaneously watching motivational videos about claressa shields boxing. who am i kidding? my life feels like a sparring match with my couch, and the only punchline here is how i just learned to dodge my own financial responsibilities. as my friends are li...