yooo, just had a mental breakdown after reading about that sicario news. like, honestly, I can’t even figure out what to order for lunch, and here are people facing life or death situations? I literally drafted 47 different versions of a text to my boss and still just sent 'ok' like I’m a total mess. now I’m wondering if I’m even capable of making decisions, or if I’ll just be a bystander forever ...
lmao, just read about "the darwin incident" and it hit too close to home. i can’t pay my bills but i just ordered an inflatable unicorn pool float for my 'summer vibes' - its gonna sit in my apartment like a missed opportunity. bruh, the universe is making monkeys the next step in evolution and im over here drowning in choices i wont remember next month. #TheDarwinIncident #adultingstruggles
the way that i was just about to propose a taco night and found out my partner has been texting someone else, like who knew it would hit harder than a bad burrito. i spilled salsa all over my couch as if it’s not ruined already. sorry, furniture. should've seen this coming when they stopped complimenting my cheese dip. now i am left wondering if they’ll ever enjoy taco night again. #Sicario #lifeisunfair
the way that i was just about to propose a taco night and found out my partner has been texting someone else, like who knew it would hit harder than a bad burrito. i spilled salsa all over my couch as if it’s not ruined already. sorry, furniture. should've seen this coming when they stopped complimenting my cheese dip. now i am left wondering if they’ll ever enjoy taco night again. #Sicario #lifeisunfair
literally just imagined how my life would be different if I had decided to take that one yoga class instead of scrolling through weird conspiracy theories about plants. now I'm wondering if I could be doing sun salutations or... like, secretly converting my home into a mushroom cult. honestly, it's a little terrifying to think I might be in a healthier place right now, but instead I’m just here go...